Pokemon Hash brown version

>quick attack and dragon breath.


Elekid and Kiro rush at each other, both using quick attack. They clash in mid air and exchange blows inside the reflecting winds. Elekid is faster and punches first, Kiro dodges. He then whips around and strikes elekid with his tail, elekid blocks it. Elekid goes for another punch and hits kiro. The two pokemon seperate and land safely. Kiro being a little bit hurt from the punch. But still able to stand and fight, although getting somewhat tired.

Kiro goes back in and so does the Elekid. Both pokemon move almost too fast to see. They exhange a few more blows and this time it's Kiro that gets the punch in. The elekid lands on her knee and slides back. Also hurt now.



Kiro moves out of Crystals way. Crystal opens her mouth and unleashes her dragon breath. The blast of breath knocks back the elekid and hurts it, it's a critical hit! It almost falls into the hole that has grown in size now.

The elekid however doesn't go down. It waves its arm in front of its face pretending to get the smelly breath out of its face. It then grins in a creepy way like its trainer. Its badly hurt but still able to battle.

The reflect wears off. You hear the bridge cracking further. In fact you can see the cracks growing. Mii doesn't seem to notice she's too focused on the fight. Junko either doesn't notice either or she just doesn't care, you're not sure which.

>"yo is the bridge supposed to sound like that? and can we get off of it?"


dragonbreath and electroweb followed by a tactical move off the bridge if allowed.


The announcer gives you an odd look. "Leaving the battlefield counts as running and will get you disqualified."

Ally interjects. "But the bridge might collapse soon!"

He turns to Ally with the same look. "I will not repeat myself. You can leave the bridge after the match."

Junko frowns.

Mii's concentration breaks. "What the hell. What kind of tournament is this?"

The announcer seems to be getting aggitated and is about to yell but is interupted by Junko.

"T'is alright. We've, like, already lost. So we'll, like, withdraw."

Both the announcer and Mii look confused. "Uh..look the fight is almost over just finish it quickly you don't need to-"

Without allowing the announcer to finish Junko recalls her elekid to her ball. She then walks towards you, avoiding the hole. "Like I already said I quit? There was like no way phosphora could've taken out both of them anyway." She points at Crystal and Kiro.

The announcer grumbles. "Fine, Ally and Junko forfeit, making Yu and Mii the default victors."

You win, you get 4000pkd.

Kiro levels up.
Crystal levels up.
Rol levels up.
Toothless levels up.
Nido levels up.
Noodles levels up. She can learn Screech, replace a move with Screech?

"Yah yah, whatever." Junko walks right in front of you. Up close her grin is even creepier, a chill runs down your spine. "Congratulaatiiioons, You like totally beat us." She extends her hand. You hesitantly shake her hand. She leans in closer and whispers in your ear. "Hey, take this you'll need this. That announcer is sketchy as fuck. And he doesn't seem to be alone." Her tone of voice is suddenly very serious and her creepy grin is gone.

Mii looks even more confused now. When Junko turns around and approaches the announcer you look down into your hand. She apparently gave you a gold berry.

"So, like, can we get off this shitty bridge already? I don't want my hair to get like wet or anything when it collapses or stuff." You notice her voice and grin are back to how they were before.

Mii is still stunned and confused. She hurt herself in her confusion.


The announcer sighs. "Fine you can get off the bridge. But you two winners." He points to you and Mii. "Come up here to get your prize."
Junko leaves the bridge with Ally.

First Kiro now Junko. Both of them seem to think something is off about the announcer. You snap Mii out of her confusion with a pat on the shoulder. And sneakily give the gold berry to Kiro, healing him up a bit.

The two of you approach the announcer. With a smile on his face he congratulates you. "And here is your prize a gold nugget! One for both of you."

As you put out your hand to accept the nugget he pulls away his hands and whispers. "Except you can only get the nugget if you join our organization. Team rocket could use talented trainers like you two."

>Accept (Kiro will trust you more and gain a bond point)
>Refuse (Kiro will hate you and might run away)

Before you can say anything Mii yells: "Are you fucking insane! I knew something wasn't right here but holy fuck. You're team rocket? Fuck you with a rusty crowbar up the ass! There's no way we would ever join an organization as despicable as yours!"

The crowd hears all this. You hear shouts and confusion. Kiro growls when he hears the name.

"You little brats. You just had to shout didn't you? Well then you leave us no other option. No prize for, Instead we'll take your pokemon and drop you into the river!"

Suddenly the announcer rips off his costume and reveals his TR uniform.
In the crowd several more people take of their disguise and reveal themselves to be team rocket grunts. They unleash their pokemon on the trainers that had exhausted their pokemon in the tournament. The trainers try to defend themselves but their pokemon are too weak and tired.
The crowd panics and multiple screams are heard.

The former announcer too unleashes his pokemon, two houndour. "Your weakened pokemon stand no chance against us!"

The bridge is still cracking. You hear parts of it hit the water below as they plunge into the river.

>crystal throw and thunderbolt left hondour, maybe try to push it into the hole lmao.

Noodles can learn Screech, replace a move with Screech?
(Asked last time but you didn't answer. Ignore this if you don't want to learn screech. I'm just making sure.)


Kiro's cheeks start sparking. The sight of Team rocket infuriates him. He quickly unleashes all his hatred in the form of a thunderbolt. The bolt of electricitycomes crashing down on the bridge, the houndour attempts to dodge it but can't get far enough away.

The sparks from the bolt hit the other houndour as well. Hurting it as well.

The first houndour opens his mouth and smoke starts to pour out but before he can actually launch the poison smoke he's hit by a large crystal and is knocked into the hole. It falls down into the river. It's super effective! (partly, the rock part is. Crystal attacks are a female dog to calculate lol)

The remaining houndour shakes its body, its fur is now staticy and stands up straight. The now fluffy houndour fires an ember at Kiro and hits him straight on, it's a critical hit!
Kiro is knocked down but his hatred makes him oblivious to the pain, he gets back up. Electricity building around him.

The rocket grunt is starting to look nervous now.

>electroweb and crystal throw again


Kiro spits out an electrified string of web, it explodes and deploys into a web. The houndour is caught within and is hit by a high voltage shock. It collapses and struggles to get back up but the web keeps it down.

Crystal throws a crystal at the houndour, it knocks it out. It's super effective!
The knocked out houndour stays trapped under the web.

The rocket grunt looks angry. "Oh now you're asking for it! My best pokemon will take care of you!"

As he prepares to throw his pokeball a jet of water comes out from the hole in the bridge and knocks his pokeball out of his hand. It falls into the river. "What?!"

You look down into the river and see a vaporeon swimming in the river. It goes underwater and becomes invisible again.

"Get off the bridge!" You hear Junko yell. You look up and see her geodude falling from the sky.
Mii grabs your hand and pulls you along as she runs off the bridge, returning crystal to her ball to get her off the bridge faster. The rocket grunt tries to follow you but is tackled by kiro and falls to the ground.

The geodude slams down on the bridge and causes another earthquake. Kiro jumps on your shoulder just in time to watch the bridge break into pieces behind you. It falls into the river and so does the rocket grunt.

You see Junko waving from the other side, her Geodude and Vaporeon standing next to her.

You turn around again. The other team rocket grunts are still trying to steal the crowds pokemon. One of them is harrassing Shelly and trying to take her pokemon.

>get psych out with a confusion on koffing

You send out Psyche.
She unleashes confusion waves on the koffing. Koffing does not see the attack coming as it is focused on the helpless trainer. Psyche lands a critical hit because of this, it's super effective!
The koffing goes down.

The Helpless trainer escapes. The Rocket grunt notices you and calls out to the others.
"Shit! Dudes we're being attacked!"

"Says the guy attacking helpless people." Mii shakes her head.

The two other trainers turn around and order their Golbats to attack you. Allowing some more trainers to attempt their escape. The crowd starts to disperse as they run away from the TR grunts.
Shelly sees her chance and runs towards you.
 

>kiro could like thunderbolt the close golbat right??? without fucking the innocent and myself up i mean? if ya, do that. if not, nvm


hit the close golbat with a confusion tho.


The crowd is still too close for a thunderbolt, you tell kiro to wait, he isn't happy about it but he does wait.

The closest golbat bites Psyche but she slips out of the bite before it can bite down completely.

She then unleashes a confusion from point blank range. It's a critical hit again! And super effective!
The golbat falls but doesn't hit the ground.

The other golbat is just catching up and shines an eery light on Psyche. She looks at it and becomes confused.

Shelly avoids the battle and reaches you. She wraps her arms around you. "Thank Arceus, you saved me again." She squeezes you. Feeling her body press against you feels good.

In your distraction you don't notice Kiro moving before it's already too late to stop him.
He leaps into the air and unleashes a thunderbolt upon the golbat. It's super effective! And a crit!
It takes out both of them and the two grunts standing nearby.

Luckily Psyche manages to fly away from the blast far enough to not be taken out by the sparks. But she does get badly hurt by them.

The crowd has also dispersed enough so that it doesn't hit anyone and the last helpless trainer has escaped as well. Only one Team rocket grunt remains. He freezes in places, not sure what to do.
Untill he hears the police sirens. He quickly bolts it out of there.

You pick up two gold nuggets that somehow ended up on the ground near you.

Kiro, Psyche and Crystal level up!

Kiro calms down now that Team rocket is gone. With the adrenaline gone he starts to feel his injuries and returns to his ball.
He appreciates you turning down Team Rocket, even if it was technically Mii who did that. Your bond with Kiro increases..

Also he can learn a new move:

(too lazy to list all his moves so I'm just gonna leave a link to His moveset on Bulbapedia. Does not include any TM's you do not have. But tutor moves and breeding ones are included as well as the normal leveling up ones. But only those up to level 31.)

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pikachu_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29#By_leveling_up



A minute later the police arrive and arrest the rocket grunts that got left behind. They shortly question you but let you go after getting your story.

You get a kiss on your cheek from Shelly for saving her a second time. You get 400 points towards her relationship.

With the bridge destroyed and most of your pokemon fainted or badly hurt you return to the pokemon center to heal them up. While waiting you have lunch.

Mii still seems distracted by what happened with Junko. She doesn't talk much during lunch. Shelly turns to her with a worried look. "Hey, You okay?"

"Yeah I'll be fine. I just.. Nevermind I don't want to talk about it."

Shelly drops the subject.

"So what do we do now? With the bridge destroyed how are we gonna get anywhere?" She asks.

"I bet We can use Crystal to get us across."

"Isn't Crystal weak to water?"

"Yeah but she's long enough that we can crawl over her to get to the other side. She's like a portable bridge. Probably"

"I think riding Lucy to the other side would be easier and faster."

"Right, I forgot about Lucy. Good thing she evolved."

The nurse returns your pokemon fully healed. You thank her and go back outside. You have a few options for your next move.

 

(Also I only recently came up with this new bond system but since Bruce is at 3/6 he now gets something special. An auto attack. A low damage attack of the pokemons own typing (fighting in his case). It's effects depend on the pokemon and you don't have to unlearn a move for it, consider it a fifth move. That you can't replace. In Bruce's case its a simple Punch. While it might not seem that good since its weak, you can use auto moves on top of your actual attack. So you do a small amount of bonus damage. Or use them on their own to weaken a pokemon you want to capture and are afraid of knocking it out with a normal move or something. Punch has a base damage of 15.)

(While I'm talking about the new Bond system I'll explain what it is. At 0/6 which is the starting bond obviously your pokemon might not listen to you if they are too high leveled. (Right now it's anything over 35 but that'll go up with your next badge.

1/6 bonded pokemon are tame and will listen to you regardless of level.

2/6 pokemon are now willing to evolve once. Unless they are already in their second evolution. Or not high enough level or any other requirements they normally have are not met.

3/6 as said above gives them an auto move. Wait till you get Kiro's. He's already OP but oh boy.

4/6 is needed for the second evolution. Kiro for example won't allow a thunderstone near him until then. And Toothless needs this to evolve into golbat (instead of happiness because fuck keeping track of happiness levels. And bonds are pretty much the equivalent of that anyway)

5/6 Your pokemon can use a Z-Move (Thanks sun and Moon for that idea)

6/6 is the last one and allows your pokemon to mega evolve (if they have a mega evolution)

Have any questions about this?)

>to the pokemart, sell the nuggets. buy 3 potions, one parlz heal, one antidote, one awakening, 1 super potion (assuming those r all there)

You head to the pokemart and buy some stuff after selling the two nuggets. You now have a total of 23300 pkd.

What do nao?


 

>let's find an abra

You head back to the river and let Lucy carry you across one by one. You thank her with a poketreat and call her back to her ball.

You notice an area with tall grass and begin your search for an Abra. Instead you find three Metapod. Send somebody out or let them be and run*?

*(read: walk away.)


 

>toothless air cutter

You send out Toothless. He spins around before opening his wings and sticks out his tongue at the metapod.

He slices the air with his wing and creates a blade of air that slashes across the metapod. They are too slow to react and he gets a critical hit! It's super effective.

All three of them drop.

Toothless levels up!

You keep searching and it isn't too long before you spot an Abra sitting near the river.



 

>be a man n throw that shit, no balls... one ball... poke balls.

You throw a pokeball, it hits the abra, sucks it in.
Wobbles once,
Wobbles twice,
It breaks open and the Abra escapes. It Teleports away.



 

>keep looking, fight metapods with toothless using air cutter

You send out Toothless. He takes them out with a single air cutter again. Tis super effective.
He levels up. He could learn wing attack but Air cutter is much better so I'm not even gonna ask.

You encounter a single Kakuna next.



 

>keep fighting with toothless air cutter

You send out Toothless. He takes the kakuna out with a single air cutter again. Tis super effective.
He gains exp.

You see three butterfree,
Attack or let them be?
I dunno why I am rhyming.



 

>let them be n keep looking for that abra

You ignore the butterfree.
You keep looking and find many pokemon, Pidgeotto, Oddish, more kakuna, a venonat and some of those repeatedly. You spend 40 minutes looking around until you finally find another one.


 

>never stop bein a man, just chuck that shit

You decide to be a man and not do this the smart way. You chuck a pokeball.

It wobbles once
It wobbles twice
It wobbles thrice
You caught it!

Surprisingly your masculinity was sufficient for this abra.

Your pokemon don't get experience from this because you didn't send anyone out.

The abra is sent to your Box. (Unless you want to switch out one of your pokemon for it. Which since you can do in Sun and Moon you can now do that here too)

Your quest has been accomplished. You feel it might be better to wait and call Aida when Shelly isn't right next to you. Or you could continue your manly streak and call her anyway.

Whatever you choose what is your next move?

 

>stand there parylzed (for three week)

Then to the pokecentre to heal not call, no calling, not yet.

You stand there, not knowing what to do. Your brain overloads going over your options and you feel your consciousness slipping away. You feel the ground shattering beneath your feet, you fall.

Suddenly you are surrounded by darkness and keep falling. You look down and see a thick fog.
You seem to fall for ages. (Three weeks exactly.)

The fog is so thick that it softens your landing. You start to sink into the fog slowly. You try to struggle out and call out for help. But you can't make a sound.

Soon you are enveloped in fog so thick that it makes it hard to breathe. That's when you hear a voice call out to you.

You wake up in the pokemon center. Shelly is standing over you. She's talking to you but your head hurts so you have trouble listening.

She then notices you are awake and gives you a tight hug. You cough. You were apparently only gone for a few hours.

Half an hour later you're feeling better and are ready to go back out there. Shelly seems to be worried but you assured her you'd be fine. You yourself aren't that sure though.

What do?

(Your pokemon didn't need healing so.)

 

>Explore the city, NPCs give items,. Right?

(Yeah, some of them do.)

You go and explore the city. The streets are busy and the sun is starting to set. You get a feel for where all the shops and things are.

Eventually you reach the eastern end of the city. There you see a bunch of police officers standing outside a house. Two seem to be standing guard. Another seems to be talking to a man in distress. You overhear something about a TM being stolen.

You then spot a suspicious man sneaking around behind the house. He looks to be a team rocket grunt.


 

>Let's go chaotic good n confront the boy all by ourselves

 
You start sprinting towards the team rocket grunt. Shelly and Mii are surprised.

"Hey where are you going?" Shelly asks.

You don't answer, they follow anyway.

The Rocket grunt notices you and starts bolting for it as well.

Luckily you're close enough to keep track of him. You chase him through streets and alley ways.

Then he takes a wrong turn and ends up at a dead end.

You close off the exit and trap him.

"Stay away you fucking brats!" He sends out two raticates.

>Send Bruce n nidowin


Karate chop and double kick, same rat.


 
You send out Bruce and Nido.

The raticate both attack Bruce with a Hyperfang. Only one of them hits but it hits pretty hard.

Bruce Punches the other one in the teeth before it can bite. (The extra punch move Bruce got earlier, in case you forgot about it) Bruce then follows up with a karate chop. The Raticate flinches from the punch and is defenseless against the Karate chop on the head. It's a crit! And super effective! The Raticate goes down.

Nido runs over, changes target when the first raticate goes down. He kicks the other Raticate twice. The second kick crits! Both kicks are super effective and hurt the Raticate.

>repeat friendo


 

The raticate tries to bite Bruce but misses.

Bruce Punches it in the jaw and follows it up with another Karate chop. It's a critical hit!
The raticate goes down.

The rocket grunt is out of pokemon.

He grumbles. "What the fuck do you want?!"

Bruce and Nido level up.

You gain 3000 pkd


What do you answer? What is it that you want?

>want some bombass pussy
but will settle for the TM u stole.

"What? Why would you think I stole it?"

...Awkward silence...

"Fine, whatever. Here take it and get out of my face."

Yu received a TM, it teaches Dig!

What do next?