ChaoZ: A Royal pain in the elves.

"Hmm. I have  feeling someone made a comment about my hygiene. Whatever." 

The bounty stood up, watching iScott chase a squirrel into a tree.  

"OH. THIS MIGHT WORK. I GOT THIS ROBO-FRIEND"

Rol focused on attaching his shadows to that of the tree, then manipulating the tree shadows into a shadow net in order to catch the squirrel.

Jex let the pincer slide off of his magic-infused hands. He would then drive his other fist into the scorpion's head. The other pincers, however, started stabbing towards him. His coat started getting ripped yet he remained untouched.


"Dude this is my favorite coat."

The squirrel jumped back out the tree and slipped right though Scott's legs. But then fluffy blocked its path and the squirrel ran right into Scott's hands to avoid the predator. Fluffy chases the squirrel and jumps towards Scott. 



--

One of the Scorpions tries to pinch Jex's feet only to be knocked out by Ziome's broom. One of them flees and the other is incinerated by Az's fireball.


"Well that should take care of it. Or should we chase after that one?"

"BAD FLUFFY."

The bounty hunter causes his shadows to retreat from the tree and quickly sends them towards Fluffy, attempting to tie him down before he damages the squirrel. And, maybe Scott, but whatever.

The shadows take down fluffy just before he hits scott. The manticore whimpers.
Quest complete! Squirrel get!
--
Quest complete, Scorpions dead!

Before she could even finish her sentence, Jex gestured to the scorpion, his hand shaped like a gun. A bolt of light magic shot out, aimed at the scorpion's body. He would blow out the end of his fingertips as if it were a smoking gun.

"The last time I left an enemy to run away injured, he came back with an army to kill me."


He turned around, tattered coat and all, and started walking back to the center of the small village town.

"Rol!!! You could have killed me!! Just kidding that thing I would have incinerated to bad you called it off" Scott sighs while just holding the squirrel.

"So uh... What now?"

Scott walks over to roll.

"NOW WE RETURN THE MAMMAL MESSIAH TO ITS ELVEN BOY."

Rol bowed towards the squirrel before turning to face the direction that (he hoped) went back to town. 

"That-a-way.. Maybe."

With all the scorpions dead Az and Ziome followed Jex back to the village.
Az then went on to collect the reward for the quest.
40 Gems get!


"Now All we can do is wait for rol and the robot to return. With or without squirrel. Probably without." Az sighed.

(Posting because fuck waiting for Scott and I wanna get further on)

Somehow the bounty hunter found his way to village and therefore his teammates, Rol appeared using Az's compliant as a cue. 

"WE HAVE THE MAMMAL MESSIAH." 

Rol held up the squirrel in a shadow cage he was holding.

When Rol had come with what he proclaimed as the Mammal Messiah, he did a mocking salute and looked at Az.


"Hey. Look. They accomplished something."

He laughed off then turned to Ziome.

"So how many money-things are we getting? Food?"

"Why do you guys need food? I guess it has nutritional value you but I don't know, oh wait... You guys aren't just powered by batteries." Scott says while standing behind roltharus.

"So where are you guys staying again? So I know the general location to open up my portal from in the morning."

Scott then notices, after a few minutes that no one heard him he talk because he was actually on mute so he wasn't making any sound.

"Guess ill have to un-mute my self." Scott says while un-mutting himself.

Scott then repeats himself so every one can hear.

(Fluff post was fluffy)

"ROCK AND ROLL" The bounty hunter proclaimed, clearly not paying attention to his teammates and day dreaming. Of course, in context to his day dream the statement was still confusing. He was dreaming about creating a wooden Ark, where would rocks play into that? (cheapshot at the movie Noah)

"WHERE ARE THE NPCs?" Rol asked, enthused by the thoughts of a reward.

(Fluffy post lacked fluffy.)

"Oh joy, we have been saved." Az said with as much expression on her face as a kristen stewart. "I'll go get our gems." She walked by Rol and grabbed the cage (That hopefully didn't disappear) before bringing the squirell to the mayor.





"Umm we got 40 gems for the scorpions. The squirrel should get us 30 if I remember correctly and then the 20 bonus gems.. thats 90. Unfortunatly I have no idea how much thats worth and what the local price for ..Anything is.. I'm sorry." Ziome apologized.



"Oh uh, I don't know where we are staying scott. Ask Jex he's the one that got us the rooms... How much do we have to pay for those anyway?" She asked as she turned to Jex.

Rol huffed.

"Sarcasm is unbecoming of you, Az."

He looked towards Fluffy, who was nearby, lounging. 

"IS THERE A MANITCORE BARN IN THE INN?"

(Rocks to weigh down bottom part of wooden ship because if you don't do that it will tip over. Also, makeshift anchor.)

Jex looked at Ziome then blinked.

"I don't know."

He shrugged but then started walking in the direction of where the Inn was.

"Let's go find out, shall we?"

He stood at the front of what he believed was the inn and knocked.

Az returned with the gems just as the door opened. The old man walks out.


"Ah its you again. How can I help you young peoples?"

"HUMBLE INN OWNERS MAY YOU POSSIBLY HAVE A STABLE I MAY PLACE MY MAJESTIC STEED?"

Rol yelled from behind Jex, pointing at Fluffy. 

"AND FEED N' MEAD?"

Roltharus nodded and the old man when he confirmed the presence of a stable. Then went to Fluffy as he was not required to assist with bartering or fiances.

After a while of bartering Az manages to get the price down from 40 gems to 32. She sets aside 8 gems for future needs and 10 gems for food suplies. The remaining 40 is distributed between the 5 guild members. Riaden doesn't get any because he's still scouting the area.

You each have 8 gems to spend on weapons if you wish. Or more food or Flowers for potion making (Az and Ziome will buy their own, no need for you guys to buy any flowers really.)



Weapons:

• Simple sword 2 gems
  
• Two handed sword 3 gems
  
• Dagger 1 gem
  
• Bow 1 gem
  
• 10 Arrows 1 gem
  
• Scorpion stinger 2 gems
  
• Wooden staff 1 gem
  
• Steel Staff 3 gems
  
• Silver staff 5 gems
  
• Golden staff 7 gems
  
• Angelic metal Staff 9 gems
  
• Steel bullets x10 1 gem
  
• Silver bullets x10 2 gems
  
• Golden bullet x10 4 gems
  
• 1 Angelic metal bullet 1 gem
  

Food:

• Scorpion meat 2 gems
  
• Raptor meat 3 gems
  
• Burgers 3 gems
  
• Tomatos 2 gems
  
• Returnip 6 gems
  
• Cucumber 1 gem
  
• Bread 1 gem
  
• Bacon 1 gem
  

Jex looked at each item. He really was hungry now that he thought about it. He shook his head at the staff selection. One short from the Angelic staff. He could have much easily asked Ziome for an extra gem or Scott since he's not buying food but decided he'd only need so much for this anyways.

"I'll take a dagger(1), a bow(1), 10 arrows(1), a steel staff(3), and some scorpion meat(2)."

He mentioned to himself and off he went to buy his items. He looked to the sky to try and find an estimate on how late it was. Maybe he could fit in some practice with the bow and arrow with the dagger to get used to the regular weapons. He had done some research on infusing these with magic and wanted to try it out. Maybe he could get Az or Ziome to help out.

"Ok so um i have these gems.... What to buy, what to buy.....meh ill just keep them at my place." Scott then opens a small portal only big enough for his arm to go through as he puts the gems in to his dimension.

"Maybe.... i should try and snatch that that cool angelic staff....." Scott then opens two portals one beside him and 1 beside the staff as he calmly slips in to his dimension the portal where he stood closed and then he look through the other in the direction of the staff and grabbed hold of the staff in his sneaky attempt to steal it.

"I WANTS ME: Silver bullets, Gold bullets, one of them fancy smancy angelic bullets and some bacon for Fluffy. (the minimums of each equaling to 8 gems used)" Rol yelled out, following Jex to go purchase his items. 

"I feel as if I already did this, but through some error it was not a recognized action.. Hmmm." The bounty hunter said out loud to himself, but anyone nearby could hear his crazy.

(I think you miscalculated rol, you spent one gem too much. You should choose one thing not to buy.)


SUDDENLY

A WILD TIME SKIP APPEARED

The Group wakes up the next morning. Riaden stands outside waiting.


"Get your asses out of bed. I've located the Prince."