Pokemon Hash brown version

75 PkD





> ADVENTURE BACK WEST FOR SUPER SECRET KISS ASS BUSINESS!

You go back east West and enter the tall grass but nothing appears.

"You think we scared all the pokémon away from here? Maybe they're further ahead."

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), Gnoll (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP)

> Stay here and keep trying.
> Further West
> Back East (viridian)
> North
> up

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> Try, try again.

A wild pidgey appears! You grab your pokeball but before you can summon a pokémon the pidgey flies away.

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), Gnoll (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP)

> Chase it
> Further West
> Back East (viridian)
> North
> up
>???

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> UP (up, down, down, left, right,left,right, b, a)

You move through the tall grass like an idiot and let the pidgey escape.

"Umm maybe we should call it a day and rest up. Your whatever-they-are are acting up again. More than usual."

Before you can respond a female nidoran (lv 8 ) jumps out of the bushes.

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), Gnoll (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP)



>Fight

(Send out who?)


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
4 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
Gnoll (Nidoran M lv 8 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)

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> NidoWIN tackle.

You send out Nidowin and he uses tackle. It doesn't do much. The female nidoran is down to 90% hp. It strikes back with a scratch. It holds back because Nidowin is male. It also doesn't affect nidowin much. He loses 10% hp

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (90% HP), Bruce (100% HP)



>Fight

Tackle
Leer            
Horn attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
4 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 8 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)

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> Horny attack

Nidowin charges at the female and hits her directly. She loses 20% hp. She tries scratching again and hits him in the face. Nidowin also loses 20% hp he takes revenge by trying to hump the female but she won't let him. Shelly looks confused as the two nidoran run circles around each other. The female nidoran makes noises that seem to mean something like "get away from me you pervert!" Nidowin replies with sounds that make him sound like a vibrator.

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (70% HP), Bruce (100% HP)



>Fight

Tackle
Leer            
Horn attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
4 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 8 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)

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> Tackle

Nidowin tackles the female and hits her hard. She's down to 35 hp. She Scratches nidowin harder than last time. He loses 25 hp. She glares at him threatingly.


Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (45% HP), Bruce (100% HP)



>Fight

Tackle
Leer            
Horn attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
4 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 8 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)

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>  Nidowin fare on his own for offspring.


You tell nidowin to 'go get'er '. He does so.
The running around and noise making resumes. With the female nidoran trying to fend him off but having to run instead. She never gets far though. She manages to scratch him but it doesn't hold him off. He does lose 5% hp however.
"Ni ninii niiii NII NIII NININIINI !!"..." DOOOOO!"

He got her.

"Oh dear.." Shelly comments.

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP)



>Fight

Tackle
Leer            
Horn attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
4 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 8 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)

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>  Pokeball that nidoran!


You grab and throw a pokeball as soon as NidoWin dismounts her. The little nidoran has no time to respond and gets sucked in. The ball wiggles a few times before the ping.
NidoWin levels up!

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP)

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>  WE GRIND LEVELS TO END THE DAY BEFORE THE DATE!

Also, ask the bedwarmer for name ideas for this Nidoran. huehuehue


You ask Shelly for nickname ideas.
"Um.. how about Cersei or umm Margaery*. Oh I don't know. I'm not good at naming pokemon."

You shrug and keep searching for pokemon. You quickly find a Pidgey. lv 5
Send out who and attack with what move?



Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP)


Nidoran name:
>Cersei
>Margaery


* Because Nidoqueen and I might be obsessed with Game of thrones. <.<

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> Aim for the head. If Pokemon kinda work like humans, we can stun them with the electrical currents... and maybe kill it but Pokemon CAN'T die. *ignores the graveyard tower in the distance that no one can see yet.*


You send out Kiro and order him to thundershock the pidgey's head. But it misses.
The pidgey uses gust. But it doesn't do much damage. Kiro is slightly annoyed.


Team: Kiro (92% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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> Aim between the legs


Kiro Jumps up as the pidgey tries to fly away and shocks him. The pidgey loses a lot of health but survives. He flies back down and whips up a sand attack. Kiro gets sand in his eyes and gets even more annoyed. Sparks are coming from his cheeks.


Team: Kiro (92% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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> TELL KIRO TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT. ANGER CLOUDS JUDGEMENT (ACCURACY)




Kiro Glares at you. The pidgey takes advantage of the distraction and tries to flee. But Kiro intercepts and punches it on the head. The pidgey is dizzy.


Team: Kiro (92% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 12)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>QUICK ATTACK NERDS.



Kiro rushes at the pidgey and tackles it at full speed. The pidgey faints. Kiro levels up and thundershocks you lightly.


Team: Kiro (92% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

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>MOAR GRINDZ


Three wild level 5 rattatta attack. Who will you send out to fight? What move will they use.


Team: Kiro (92% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

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>Activate a trap card

KIROKEN, USE KIROKEN QUICK ATTACK!


Kiro attacks first and badly damages one of the rattatta. It has 10% hp left. The three rattatta tackle Kiro together. Doing a total of 24% damage. Kiro is annoyed.


Team: Kiro (68% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 13)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>Thundershock.


Kiro attacks first again but misses two of the rattatta's. Only taking out the already weakened rattatta. The other two tackle Kiro for 14% damage.


Team: Kiro (54% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 13)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>Volt 'em up buddy


Kiro Launches a thundershock at the rattatta. Its a critical hit. One ratta is hit directly and faints, the other is heavily hit but hangs on with 10 % HP. It tackles Kiro, doing 8 % damage.


Team: Kiro (46% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 13)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>ATTACK OF QUICKS!


Kiro uses quick attack but misses. The rattatta tackles him to avenge its brethren but barely does damage. Kiro has had enough of this bullshit and slams his little fist down on the rattatta's head. It faints.
More rattatta appear to avenge the fainted ones. Kiro is surrounded by 5 of them.
He sighs.


Team: Kiro (40% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (40% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight



Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 13)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 8 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 9 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 9)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>Everyone to intimidate and surround the new fuckers. Fight Club!


Kiro is joined by the rest of the party. Five versus five. The rattatta take a step back. More rattatta pop up out of the tall grass. Kiro grins. Cersei tries to stand and seem fearsome but it doesn't work that well.
When the two sides charge at each other she stays back. NidoWin takes out two of them before his health drops down to 4% and he retreats.
Lucifer flies into the air and swoops down but misses. She flies back up and tries again, this time she knocks one out but crashes down taking 10% damage. She gets hit again losing 5% hp but flies back up taking down 4 more rattatta.
Bruce charges in but misses his first attack. He gets tackled by two rattatta. Losing 16% hp. He gets back up and smacks the two rattatta against each other. He then Kicks down three more. Another rattatta bites in his tail and another one tackles him. Bruce loses 20% hp.
Kiro is in the middle of the battlefied using quick attack to evade the rattatta. He takes out three of them sending them flying against the tree. He then gets hit by one but brushes of the 9% damage and thundershocks the rest of the rattatta. Four more faint, the rest runs.
Kiro gains two levels. And is about to learn double team, replace a move?
Lucifer NidoWin and Bruce all level up.
Cersei pretends to be victorious, defending the badly bruised NidoWin from ..Nothing.
Something in the grass moves. A second wave?



>Run
>Keep fighting

Team: Kiro (31% HP), Lucifer (85% HP), NidoWIN (4% HP), Bruce (64% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight?

(check stat thread for the other pokemons available moves)

Thundershock
Thunderwave
Growl
Quick attack


>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 15)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 9 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 10 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 10)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>CONSULT THE WENCH!

"Well..Umm. NidoWIN is very low on health. He could really use a potion, Kiro could use one too. Or we could save potions and run to the pokemon center. Which would take up a bit of our time. But it would save us from buying more potions and our budget is rather limited at the moment."

Four male and three female Nidoran and two Mankey jump out of the grass. All level 5. The two groups of pokemon keep their distance from each other.

>Run to pokemon center
>Heal and Keep fighting
>Fog-horn??

Team: Kiro (31% HP), Lucifer (85% HP), NidoWIN (4% HP), Bruce (64% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

>Fight?

(check stat thread for the pokemon's available moves)



>Bag

town map
fog-horn
3 pokeballs
5 potions
4 antidotes


>Pokémon

Kiro (Pikachu lv 15)
Lucifer (Spearow lv 9 )
NidoWIN (Nidoran M lv 10 )
Bruce (Mankey lv 10)
Cersei (Nidoran F lv 8 )

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>Just run!


You return your pokemon to their pokeballs and run. You safely arrive at the pokemon center, exhausted but unharmed. You give your pokemon to the nurse and sit down to rest. Your pokemon are fully healed.

"Oh look at the time! Its almost 5 pm and I still need to get ready for our date!" Shelly says before running of with a giggle.

Come to think of it, you also have made no preperations for the date. You don't even know where to go! Oie. Where will you go?

> Watch a movie at the Cinema.
> Romantic picnic
> Restaurant
> Other choice? (If you have a better idea)
> Just here at the pokemon center (Not a good idea, unless you want her to think you don't give two shits, you lazy bastard )

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

(Yes these options do affect a few things. But you'll just have to find out which does what. And other options will be available in different cities.)

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>Alone time at the lake with food from where ever. It's romantic enough if we ignore the fact in the games its just a very large and deep puddle.

You go out and buy supplies for a picnic at the lake. Using your budget set aside for food since your own budget is only 75 pk, barely enough to buy napkins with. You remind yourself that next time you'll save up for a date with your own money. Not the shared food budget, even though technically you ARE spending it on food now.
That is if you get a next time. Better not fuck this up.

You get everything you need and put it all together in a basket. You also go scout out the lake for a suitable spot. You find one that seems to be a good spot for watching the sun set. You then return to the pokemon center and find out that Shelly still isn't ready. How typical.

After waiting for another 20 minutes you finally see Shelly come out of her room. She is wearing exactly the same clothes as before. It does seem she put on a little bit of make up and brushed her hair though. She walks up to you with a smile. " I seem to have forgotten to pack other clothes. Oops." She giggles.
You wonder why in Arceus' name she took so long to get ready then.. But you decide to brush it off.

You walk together to the lake and set up your picnic stuff. You both sit down. "Ah, what a lovely puddle." Weirdly enough she doesn't seem to be sarcastic when she says that.

>Talk: (Insert topic)
>Compliment: (Insert compliment)
>Eat: (Insert food in mouth.)
>Gift: (Insert Cersei)
>Other: (Insert something else.. NO NOT THAT! You perverts.)

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

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>"You have a cute smile."

You compliment her. She blushes. "You think so? " She giggles. "I'm glad you finally took me on a date. For a while I thought it'd never happen."


>Talk:

• Topic: Pokemon
  
• Topic: The weather
  
• Topic: The food
  
• Topic: Movies
  
• Topic: plans for tomorow
  
• Topic: choose another topic
  

>Eat: (Insert food in mouth.)
>Gift: (Insert Cersei)
>Other: (Insert something else.. NO NOT THAT! You perverts.)

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP), Cersei (100% HP)

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>"Gift Cersei

You grab Cersei's pokeball and hand it to Shelly. "For you."
Her eyes grow wide and for a second she seems speechless. "You're giving me a pokémon?" She asks, obviously very excited. You simply nod. She squees and accepts the gift. "Thank you thank thank you thank you!!" She leans in and gives you a kiss.
You hear her stomache growling. "I seem to have a little hunger." She giggles.


>Talk:

• Topic: Pokemon
  
• Topic: The weather
  
• Topic: The food
  
• Topic: Movies
  
• Topic: plans for tomorow
  
• Topic: choose another topic
  

>Eat
>Other: (Insert something else.. NO NOT THAT! You perverts.)

Team: Kiro (100% HP), Lucifer (100% HP), NidoWIN (100% HP), Bruce (100% HP)